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The Kurious Kase of Karolina’s Koaching Situation…

Leave a Comment Posted by on February 1, 2012

It’s tough to believe that it has already been a full six months since we all rolled our eyes in unison upon Caroline and Piotr Wozniacki announcement of Piotr’s resignation from his coaching post. The eyes were rolling almost immediately, and every deflected ‘mystery coach’ question from the then-#1 brought more and more skepticism and [...]

Caroline Wozniacki, Only god is the jurge(((, Piotr Wozniacki, Ramblin'

How To Fend Off Anti-Grunters - By Maria Sharapova

2 Comments Posted by on January 25, 2012

After her quarterfinal loss to Victoria Azarenka yesterday, Agnieszka Radwanska took aim at Maria Sharapova, calling her grunt “annoying” and “too loud” despite having no problems with her friend Azarenka’s grunt. Needless to say, the Russian didn’t take too kindly to her comments when informed of them a day later and bit back in true [...]

Agnieszka Radwanska, Dramz, Maria Sharapova, Only god is the jurge(((, Pictures, WTA off-court

Bernard Tomic pays tribute to Justine Henin in Melbourne

3 Comments Posted by on January 20, 2012

Only four days after happily admitting to the press that he had used gamesmanship as a main tactic to come back from two sets to love down against Fernando Verdasco, Tomic decided to take things even further while fighting for his life in a fifth set against Dolgopolov. This time, he decided to channel Justine [...]

Alexandr Dolgopolov, Bernard Tomic, Dramz, Only god is the jurge(((, Video Vault

Video Vault: No Pressure?

5 Comments Posted by on January 13, 2012

Ahead of the start of the first slam of the year, the Australian Open has been churning out a series of promo adverts. One such promo advert is solely on their young prospect Bernard Tomic, using footage from him as a young child. To say the advert is interesting is quite the understatement: Incredible. From [...]

Australian Open, Bernard Tomic, Only god is the jurge(((, Video Vault

Quotable Quotes: Serena Accidently Lets Slip Her Real Reason For Skipping Asia

Leave a Comment Posted by on December 2, 2011

After her disappointing and already-infamous loss to Sam Stosur in this year’s US Open final, Serena Williams made the decision to withdraw from Tokyo, Beijing and all other remaining events in 2011 and to instead immediately turn her attention to 2012. The 30 year-old’s official excuse for withdrawing from the premier+ has a well-guarded secret, [...]

News, Only god is the jurge(((, Quotable Quotes, Serena Williams

Transsexual Player Andrea Paredes Gets First Ranking, Announces herself As The World’s Saviour

2 Comments Posted by on November 22, 2011

Remember Andrea Paredes, the first transsexual to ever compete in a professional event since Renee Richards? This week, she will finally pick up a ranking for the first time after being awarded a wildcard into three tournaments and notching up an impressively atrocious 0-4 record in matches, 0-8 in sets and 1-48 in games in [...]

(WTA) ITF Challenger, Dramz, Only god is the jurge(((, Other, Quotable Quotes

Caroline Wozniacki Does Her ‘Thing’ In Bratislava, Rest Of World Sighs [Photos]

Leave a Comment Posted by on November 21, 2011

If you thought the off-season would give us a short break from our omnipresent world number one, you were sadly mistaken. During her exhibiton match today in Bratislava against Dominika Cibukova, the Dane had a few more stunts up her Stella McCartney-designed sleeves. Check out darling Caroline doing what she does best at the jump.

Caroline Wozniacki, Only god is the jurge(((, Pictures, WTA off-court

Spanish Sportspeople React To Yannick Noah’s Doping Accusations

5 Comments Posted by on November 19, 2011

Yesterday saw former French Open Champion Yannick Noah launch a shocking attack on Spanish sport as he accused all of its leading ambassadors of doping, as well as suggesting that the various prominent Spanish doctors and officials have worked together to keep this doping conspiracy a secret. Today was the turn of the accused to [...]

David Ferrer, Dramz, Only god is the jurge(((, Quotable Quotes, Rafael Nadal

Yannick Noah Accuses ALL Spanish Tennis Players and Sportsmen of Doping

20 Comments Posted by on November 18, 2011

Yannick Noah today launched an astonishing attack on Spanish tennis and sport in general, accusing the leading Spanish sportsmen and teams of taking “the magic potion”. The former French Open champion wrote on his column in Le Monde, eventually suggesting that doping should simply be accepted and all players free to do it. Take a [...]

ATP Off Court, Fernando Verdasco, Only god is the jurge(((, Rafael Nadal

BREAKING: Karolina Wozniacka to open a clothing store in Istanbul

1 Comment Posted by on October 26, 2011

Okay, not really. But I’m here covering the WTA YEC in Istanbul and out of the blue I just thought, ‘remember that blog thing that I used to… blog things on?’ So yeah, to all the 2 people who still read this blog, I’m back. Kinda. Don’t expect to find anything of substance here though. [...]

Caroline Wozniacki, Dramz, Only god is the jurge(((

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