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Foot Fault of The Week: Davis Cup, Paris, Pattaya, Eliat, Burnie, and Futures

Davis Cup
World Group:
Canada v Spain
Italy v Croatia
Belgium v Serbia
USA v Brazil
France v Israel
Argentina v Germany
Kazakhstan v Austria
Switzerland v Czech Republic

Group I
Group II

WTA Paris

Category: Premier
Prize Money: $680k
Draws: Main, Doubles, Qualies, OOP
Notable Players: Petra Kvitova, Sara Errani, Marion Bartoli, Dominika Cibulkova, Lucie Safarova, Julia Goerges, Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova.

WTA Pattaya City

Category: International
Prize Money: $220k
Draws: Main, Doubles, Qualies, OOP
Notable Players: Ana Ivanovic, Maria Kirilenko, Sorana Cirstea, Sabine Lisicki, Daniela Hantuchova

Challengers

Eilat Challenger

Category: ITF Women’s $75k Challenger
Draws: ITF, TF
Notable Players: Yulia Putintseva, Elina Svotlina, Michelle Larcher De Brito, Alla Kudryavtseva

Burnie Challenger

Category: Mixed ATP and ITF Women’s Challenger
Prize Money: $50k Men, $25k Women
Men’s Draws: Main, Doubles, Qualies, OOP, MTF
Women’s Draws: Main, Doubles, Qualies, OOP, TF
Notable Players: James Duckworth, James Ward, Olivia Rogowska, Anett Kontaveit

Futures and Satellites

Tijuana, Mexico $15k
Category: Mexico F2 Futures
Draws: ATP, ITF, MTF
Notable Players:

Germany, Nussloch $15k
Category: Germany F4 Futures
Draws: ATP, ITF, MTF
Notable Players:

Palm Coast, FL, USA
Category: USA F4 Futures
Draws: ATP, ITF, MTF
Notable Players:

Feucherolles, France $10k+H
Category: France F3 Futures
Draws: ATP, ITF, MTF,
Notable Players:

Sheffield, England $10k
Category: Great Britain F3 Futures
Draws: ATP, ITF, MTF
Notable Players:

Eilat, Israel $10k
Category: Israel F3 Futures
Draws: ATP, ITF, MTF
Notable Players:

Antalya, Turkey $10k
Category: Turkey F4 Futures
Draws: ATP, ITF, MTF
Notable Players:

Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt
Category: Women’s $10k
Draws: ITF, TF
Notable Players:

Antalya, Turkey
Category: Women’s $10k
Draws: ITF, TF
Notable Players:

Transsexual Player Andrea Paredes Gets First Ranking, Announces herself As The World’s Saviour

Remember Andrea Paredes, the first transsexual to ever compete in a professional event since Renee Richards? This week, she will finally pick up a ranking for the first time after being awarded a wildcard into three tournaments and notching up an impressively atrocious 0-4 record in matches, 0-8 in sets and 1-48 in games in them.

Despite only participating in a handful of events over the last couple of years, interesting stories of the Chilean are slowly making their way to the internet. Most notably, an article dating back to around 2004 was published of the 37 year-old discussing the end of the world and how she has been personally recruited by God to stop it.

The tennis player calls herself to be “one of the leading thinkers of the Chilean economy”, believing herself to be sent from heaven to save the world from a “motorola-type” chip which will eventually be incrusted beneath the skin of every human being, making every human instantly trackable. She says all money will soon be electronic, ruled by a worldwide government led by the Antichrist.

Her best quotes:

“I’m one of the main Chilean thinkers of the new economy. Besides, I’m very mystical and esoteric; I’ve studied about the profecies and the Antichrist”,

“The worst part is that if anyone tries to take (the chip) out he could die, and even if you managed to do it, the police of the world will arrest you. We’ll all be forced to wear the chip”.

“Here in Chile they’re already putting it in animals. With that chip no one will be able to avoid paying taxes, because it’s a GPS system”.

“The Bible says “neither the poor nor the rich, nor slaves nor the free, no master and no serf, no one will be able to shop if they haven’t got the 666, which is the internet protocol and the chip. An evil dictatorship is going to be imposed through it.”

“The Antichrist will become the president of the European Union and will establish a worldwide goverment that would allow him to control everything, not just the economy but our souls too.”

“In 2012 Jesus Christ will come and find a world that allows everything… the world will be a field of black magic, everybody will have sex with everybody. We’ll live in an apparently happy and perfect world and that’s how the devil will get our souls and when God confronts him, the devil will answer that we belong to him because we have his mark, -the chip-.”

Lovely.

I may not be one of the leading thinkers of the UK, but as far as I know, this hasn’t yet happened and won’t ever happen. But then again, moments ago news just broke that Andy Murray has pulled out of the World Tour Finals, meaning that Janko Tipsarevic will take his place and make his debut in the event. Thus, both stranger and more sinister things have already happened.

(translation via TF)

Elise Tamaela Attacked, Knocked Out and Left On A Drip By Opponent’s Father

Yesterday at the lowly ITF $25k Versmold, 27 year-old Elise Tamaela was subjected to a brutal verbal and physical attack by a fellow competitor’s father, which knocked her out and left her on a drip in hospital overnight.

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Challenger Stories: A Day In Wrexham

We may follow the ATP and WTA religiously, but it’s the ITF Challenger events where all the drama really happens. This week, a $25k is being held in Wrexham and Adam went down to check it out.

I have to say firstly that all other challenger events I have attended have always had quite a few spectators. Here at Wrexham, I could probably count the spectators on one hand, and as a result I felt really awkward and conspicuous trying to take pictures.

When I arrived, Lina Stanciute and Nicha Lertpitaksinchai were finishing up and I tried to catch the ending. I saw Stanciute five years ago take a set off Rezai in the Hasselt qualies and I remember being quite impressed then, and she appeared the same way today. Her game hasn’t changed much at all, really consistent hard-hitting, clear why she has achieved some solid results of late. From what I could see, Nicha just hadn’t the power or the weapons to keep up with Lina. I heard someone, a coach I think talking to another person and they said that they predicted Stanciute would win the title, a prediction I probably agree with.

Special Akita

I caught the end of Shiho Akita vs Anna Fitzpatrick and Akita is a lot of fun, she was loud with her ‘c’mon’s’ after nearly every point but she is a total fighter, chasing every ball down. Fitzpatrick seemed to struggle. She can rally well from the baseline but when the point gets tough, an error would soon follow from her. I was impressed with Akita, and in the final set I saw she looked in a different league.

Also, Akita seems quite.. strange, she’s really distinctive with her short bright orange hair and later on in the day was watching a match and listening to her ipod and singing along really loudly, getting her a lot of weird and dirty from other players and passers by.

Garbine looking chilled as ever

Garbine Muguruza-Blanco vs Naomi Broady was a bit of a bitch fest. First of all, Garbine is only eighteen and will surely will be a top 100 player at some stage in her career. She struck me as being solid and having no real weaknesses, reading Broady’s fast serve really well and not allowing the Brit to get any free points. In the rallies she’d hit well and mix things up by throwing in a couple of moonballs and when she grew impatient would come forward and attack more, even volleying a couple of times which was nice to see. She hit nice and cleanly, making very few unforced errors against Broady which made things very tough for her from the get-go. I think back to when I first saw Broady in Birmingham 2008 against Ruutel and I think she’s become much more defensive.

Now for the drama… After getting broken halfway in the first set, at the change of ends Broady tells the umpire ‘tell her to hurry up between points.’ The umpire tells Garbine, she just shrugs and if anything slows down even more between points. Midway through the second, an absolutely priceless moment came. As there are no ballkids here in Wrexham, the players have to pick up their own balls. Broady was about to serve and only had two balls on her end so the umpire told Garbine to send them down to her. Garbine slowly walked from the baseline to the net, where one of the balls are. When she was a couple of centimetres away, she saw Broady also at the net about to collect that ball, so she walked slowly to the baseline where the other ball was. She picked it up and tried to send it down to Broady but it ended up hitting the net. So again, Garbine slowly walks to the net and finally manages to pass it down to Broady, who is of course not happy and complaining to the umpire that she is taking so much time deliberately. Then a couple of games later at the next change of ends, Garbine was warned again, this time because her entourage, two men, who had their seats at the baseline were talking to her between points, although the umpire admitted he couldn’t hear what was being said. Once again, she just shrugged it off and finished the match pretty quickly, not allowing the drama to get to her. The handshake between the two was priceless.

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