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Ricardo Sanchez and Jelena Jankovic’s Personality Make Thunderous Returns in Cincinnati

Remember him? That’s Ricardo Sanchez, the narcissitic coach who has built up quite a notorious reputation in his time around the WTA tour. His nadir came during 2008 Stuttgart when both his charge Jelena Jankovic and Venus Williams produced a classic encounter, running each other from side to side before collapsing after practically every point. Even though both players took a long time to catch their breath between points, Sanchez decided to whip out a stopwatch whenever Venus served and began to heckle both her and the umpire while parading the stopwatch for the camera to see. He has lived in infamy ever since.

However, for all of his personality defects, he’s also a great coach and the driving force behind Jelena Jankovic’s rise to the number one ranking in 2008. Perhaps due to the fact that he is one of the few people on earth more self-absorbed that Jankovic herself (I still love you, JJ!), he is probably the only coach who has really been able to keep Jankovic disciplined without compromising her free-spirited personality – both of which are massively important to her on-court results. And hiring such a tough task-master is possibly an indication that Jankovic is finally ready to care about her tennis again.

Evidently, Sanchez’s re-appointment is already reaping some rewards as not only did Jelena dispatch Iveta Benesova with the loss of only three games yesterday, but she also displayed the vintage JJ that we have come to both love and miss in her presser afterwards, recounting her eventful trip to the Cincinnati courts before her match as only Jelena can.

So I open you back with open arms, Rikkie. I may have issues with you – major issues – but let’s hope that you can continue to bring back the JJ we know and love.

Quotable Quotes: Stacey Allaster Discusses The Grunting ‘Issue’

Last month, we saw seemingly more discussion and criticism arise about grunting in tennis than ever before, so much so that WTA CEO Stacey Allaster finally decided to discuss the ‘issue’ during the Rogers Cup in Toronto this week.

“We have a hindrance rule. The reality of it is the athletes themselves are not coming to me say, we have an issue. (But) I’m very fan-centric and if there is a number of fans who are communicating with us that it’s an issue, then it’s something that we need to look at.”

So often when discussing grunting, sceptics use the excuse that the grunting is distracting for the other players. But as Allaster correctly pointed out, that clearly isn’t the case. Firstly, the fistpumping and loud cheering we see from players ranked #1 to #1000 across both tours is undoubtedly so much more effective at distracting and getting inside opponents heads. And secondly, players already know what to expect from certain players as to whether or not they grunt. They should be focusing on themselves regardless of what their opponents are doing, and that’s what they do. Personally, I thinkt the grunting is good and it can often bring just that extra intensity to the surface.

Moreover, it’s no wonder that even in 2011 tennis still has a stigma attached to it of being a snobby country club sport when this is deemed an ‘issue’. People complaining so vigorously about grunting come across as stuck-up and immature themselves. For me, Didier Drogba’s hairstyle is the most offensive thing in sport and he has even outdone himself early in this season by putting it in a ponytail and making himself look even more idiotic, but does that mean I’m going to stop watching football because my eyes are polluted by his hairstyle? In a word, no.

Nails Talks About Her… Nails.

I could seriously watch this woman talk for hours and hours and a smile wouldn’t leave my face. She’s just so good at… at life.

Elise Tamaela Attacked, Knocked Out and Left On A Drip By Opponent’s Father

Yesterday at the lowly ITF $25k Versmold, 27 year-old Elise Tamaela was subjected to a brutal verbal and physical attack by a fellow competitor’s father, which knocked her out and left her on a drip in hospital overnight.

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Only Serena.

Serena Williams is such a unique character in the tennis world, and there are just so many things that only she would ever say or do. One such Serenaism happened during her press conference following yesterday’s draw ceremony.

Pretty amazing.

Stanford: #121 BEATS #4

Vika Azarenka was ousted from the Stanford draw in her very first match as lowly qulifier Marina Erakovic fought back from a set down to take out the defending champion 4-6 7-5 6-2.

It’s an unbelievably ridiculous loss, but the fact that Erakovic played a great match will and has already been lost in hype of Azarenka losing to such a low-ranked player, but she sure did. She quite reminds me of a second/third/fourth-rate Sam Stosur, and throughout the match she was systematically dusting away forehand winner after forehand winner, completely outrallying the world number four for over two hours. And really the second set is flattering for the top-seed, had Erakovic taken all her countless chances in set 2, the last two sets would’ve been so, so routine.

As for Azarenka, all I can really do is just shake my head. She specializes in completely murdering every single lower-ranked player before generally falling to the first big hitter she meets, but now she can’t even do the former? Wow.

Elsewhere, Sabine continued her great form by also causing an upset (though not really an upset) over Sam Stosur, in a match on way too late for me to even attempt to stay up for.

I’ll Believe it When I See It, Novak

Riiiiight.

Poppin’ That Main Draw Cherry

Pretty great effort from Laurynas Grigelis, Daniel Kosakowski and Alexandra Mueller to qualify for their first ever tour main draws in LA and Washington respectively. In the main draws, Grigelis got the unseeded Falla, Kosakowski got fellow qualie Smyczek and Mueller got Naughtya. Iiinteresting.

And This Is What Happens When Tennis Players Don’t Play Tennis..

So in light of all the mid-season craziness going on in the tennis world, Fernando Verdasco went to new lows by shaving off his infamous Ferhawk.

I mean not only does it make him look like Andre Agassi which is not usually a good thing, but the guy has an endorsement deal with Head and Shoulders shampoo thanks to that hair, yet he has gone and shaven it all off? Genius.

Elsewhere, Dinara Safina tried to better him with, well, this;

I… have… no… words…

Lucie Safarova! Tomas Berdych! NOOOOO!

According to Sofia Arvidsson, professional tennis Prom King and Queen, Tomas Berdych and Lucie Safarova, are no more;

(translated)

I made a fool of myself a bit last week. I met with Lucie Safarova (Tomas’ girl for a long time) with a Suitcase (…) on the way home;
(Me:) Well, you should go home. So you should not stay and watch Thomas?
(Lucie:) No, we’re not together anymore …. (Oops, embarrassing)

And here was me thinking that they were destined to grow old together. Let’s hope they’re just on a break, because seriously, if they can’t stay together, what chance does the rest of us have of finding love?

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