Foot Fault!

If you thought the off-season would give us a short break from our omnipresent world number one, you were sadly mistaken. During her exhibiton match today in Bratislava against Dominika Cibukova, the Dane had a few more stunts up her Stella McCartney-designed sleeves.

Check out darling Caroline doing what she does best at the jump.

Sigh, Karolina. It is an exhibition, and of course hardly out of the norm for players to do silly things in them. But the amount of painstaking effort Wozniacki puts into attempting to be funny is plain for me to see, you to see - and judging by the facial expressions of the people behind her - the crowd also. It’s just not happening.